diff --git a/bot.lua b/bot.lua
index f0939aa..07a6a26 100644
--- a/bot.lua
+++ b/bot.lua
@@ -1,13 +1,52 @@
 local discordia = require('discordia')
 local client = discordia.Client()
+local http = require("simple-http")
+local json = require('json')
+local prefix = "."
+
+--- https://stackoverflow.com/a/22843701
+string.startswith = function(self, str)
+	return self:find('^' .. str) ~= nil
+end
 
 client:on('ready', function()
 	print('Logged in as '.. client.user.username)
 end)
 
 client:on('messageCreate', function(message)
-	if message.content == '.ping' then
-		message.channel:send('Pong!')
+	if message.content == prefix .. 'ping' then
+		message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Ping?",description = "Pong!",color = 0x00FFFF}})
+	end
+	if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'hug <@') then
+		local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/hug")
+		message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. message.guild:getMember(message.author.id).username .. " hugged " .. message.guild:getMember(message.content:gsub(prefix .. 'hug <@', ''):gsub('>', '')).username .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
+	end
+	if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'cuddle <@') then
+		local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/cuddle")
+		message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. message.guild:getMember(message.author.id).username .. " cuddled " .. message.guild:getMember(message.content:gsub(prefix .. 'cuddle <@', ''):gsub('>', '')).username .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
+	end
+	if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'kiss <@') then
+		local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/kiss")
+		message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. message.guild:getMember(message.author.id).username .. " kissed " .. message.guild:getMember(message.content:gsub(prefix .. 'kiss <@', ''):gsub('>', '')).username .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
+	end
+	if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'slap <@') then
+		local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/slap")
+		message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. message.guild:getMember(message.author.id).username .. " slapped " .. message.guild:getMember(message.content:gsub(prefix .. 'slap <@', ''):gsub('>', '')).username .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
+	end
+	if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'pat <@') then
+		local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/pat")
+		message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. message.guild:getMember(message.author.id).username .. " patted " .. message.guild:getMember(message.content:gsub(prefix .. 'pat <@', ''):gsub('>', '')).username .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
+	end
+	if message.content == prefix .. 'help' then
+		message.channel:send("**Need help? Refer to my handy dandy help sheet!**\n\n```diff\n+ Action\nhug kiss pat cuddle slap\n\n+ Info\nping help\n```")
+	end
+	if message.content == prefix .. 'shutdown' then
+		if message.author.id == "867901290336223242" then
+			message.channel:send("**Shutting down!** Good night mother! :heart:")
+			client:stop()
+		else
+			message.channel:send("You aren't my mother!")
+		end
 	end
 end)