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do cool sexy stuff
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bot.lua
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@ -2,7 +2,7 @@ local discordia = require('discordia')
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local client = discordia.Client()
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local http = require("simple-http")
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local json = require('json')
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local prefix = "."
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local prefix = ","
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math.randomseed(os.time())
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--- https://stackoverflow.com/a/22843701
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@ -50,83 +50,23 @@ client:on('messageCreate', function(message)
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if message.content == prefix .. 'ping' then
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message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Ping?",description = "Pong!",color = 0x00FFFF}})
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end
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if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'hug <@') then
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local action = "hug"
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local actioner = " hugged "
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local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/" .. action)
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message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. getnick(message.author.id, message.guild) .. actioner .. getnick(message.content:gsub(prefix .. action .. ' ', ''), message.guild) .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
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if string.find(message.content:lower(), "sako") and ((string.find(message.content:lower(), "shut")) and string.find(message.content:lower(), "up") or (string.find(message.content:lower(), "stfu")) or (string.find(message.content:lower(),"quiet"))) then
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local counter = load("counter.txt")
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counter = tonumber(counter)
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message:addReaction(":star:")
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counter = counter + 1
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write("counter.txt", tostring(counter))
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end
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if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'cuddle <@') then
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local action = "cuddle"
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local actioner = " cuddled "
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local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/" .. action)
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message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. getnick(message.author.id, message.guild) .. actioner .. getnick(message.content:gsub(prefix .. action .. ' ', ''), message.guild) .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
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end
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if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'kiss <@') then
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local action = "kiss"
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local actioner = " kissed "
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local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/" .. action)
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message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. getnick(message.author.id, message.guild) .. actioner .. getnick(message.content:gsub(prefix .. action .. ' ', ''), message.guild) .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
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end
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if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'slap <@') then
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local action = "slap"
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local actioner = " slapped "
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local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/" .. action)
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message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Woah! " .. getnick(message.author.id, message.guild) .. actioner .. getnick(message.content:gsub(prefix .. action .. ' ', ''), message.guild) .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
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end
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if message.content:startswith(prefix .. 'pat <@') then
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local action = "pat"
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local actioner = " patted "
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local body, res = http.request("GET", "https://nekos.life/api/v2/img/" .. action)
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message.channel:send({embed = {title = "Aww! " .. getnick(message.author.id, message.guild) .. actioner .. getnick(message.content:gsub(prefix .. action .. ' ', ''), message.guild) .. "!",color = 0x00FFFF, image = {url = body.url, height = 0, width = 0}}})
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end
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if message.content:startswith(prefix .. '8ball') then
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local array = {"As I see it, yes.", "Ask again later.", "Better not tell you now.", "Cannot predict now.", "Concentrate and ask again.","Don’t count on it.", "It is certain.", "It is decidedly so.", "Most likely.", "My reply is no.", "My sources say no.","Outlook not so good.", "Outlook good.", "Reply hazy, try again.", "Signs point to yes.", "Very doubtful.", "Without a doubt.","Yes.", "Yes – definitely.", "You may rely on it."}
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local r = math.random(1,20)
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if message.content:gsub(prefix..'8ball','') == "" or message.content:gsub(prefix..'8ball','') == " " then
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message.channel:send("The 8-ball requires a question!")
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else
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message.channel:send("**" .. getnick(message.author.id,message.guild).. "** has asked the magic 8-ball: **"..message.content:gsub(prefix..'8ball ','').."**\n\nThe magic 8-ball replies: **"..array[r].."**")
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end
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'hug' then
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message.channel:send("You gotta hug someone!")
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'cuddle' then
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message.channel:send("You gotta cuddle someone!")
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'slap' then
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message.channel:send("You gotta slap someone!")
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'kiss' then
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message.channel:send("You gotta kiss someone!")
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'pat' then
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message.channel:send("You gotta pat someone!")
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'help' then
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message.channel:send("**Need help? Refer to my handy dandy help sheet!**\n\n```diff\n+ Action\nhug kiss pat cuddle slap\n\n+ Fun\n8ball counter\n\n+ Info\nping help source\n```")
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end
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if message.content:lower() == "welon sus" then
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local welonsus = load("data/welon.txt")
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welonsus = tonumber(welonsus)
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message:addReaction("🗿")
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welonsus = welonsus + 1
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write("data/welon.txt", tostring(welonsus))
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'source' then
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message.channel:send("**Look inside my brain at https://git.colean.cc/threeoh6000/joltik**")
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'counter' then
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local weloncounter = load("data/welon.txt")
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message.channel:send("**Times Welon has been sus:** ".. weloncounter)
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if message.content == prefix .. 'sacounter' then
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local counter = load("counter.txt")
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message.channel:send("**we have told sako to shut up ** ".. counter .. " ** times**)
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end
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if message.content == prefix .. 'shutdown' then
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if message.author.id == "867901290336223242" then
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message.channel:send("**Shutting down!** Good night mother! :heart:")
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message.channel:send("aight byte")
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client:stop()
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else
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message.channel:send("You aren't my mother!")
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message.channel:send("ayo the pizza here")
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end
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end
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end)
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